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We reached out to our readers to ask about some of their most humiliating coital catastrophes and we have to admit, some of the stories they shared surprised even us!
Check them out for yourself and be thankful these embarrassing moments didn’t happen to you.
We started cuddling when I began to feel sick from the food.
I bolted to the bathroom where I had explosive diarrhea.
I was at camp, and after dating for about three days—which is four years in camp time—my boyfriend and I headed to make-out point.
We were holding hands, giggling, and then the time came.
It was her third date with Rob and she’d been avoiding carbs for a while in a bid to lose some weight. I was even having to raise myself off the seat, gripping onto my door and the dashboard.” “How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart? Rob, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.” By the time she got home, she was convinced she’d never see him again. I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours,” she says.
They went out for a meal and he proceeded to order lots of delicious, rich things that she hadn’t eaten for a long time. It was only afterwards when the pair were doing a spot of shopping that the uncontrollable gassiness began. Well, you can either tell him, or like me, let the fart speak for itself.” She let it out.
A guy invited me over after dinner to watch a movie.
After the donation was over we went through a fast food drive-thru and got some sandwiches and then a case of beer.
Once we got out in the sun at the reservoir, drank the beer, and ate the sandwich, I proceeded to feel sicker than I have ever felt before and throw up all over the beach. There were many men from all over the world at the U.
I was so shocked by all this all I could do was sit frozen and hope it was a bad dream.
I couldn't get up and leave because I was hooked to an IV!